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50 years old and still in school. Seems that now you must keep up with the tech side of everything. Work and school sucks but what else can you do?
Not old enough to retire and no money even if I was old enough. "Welcome to Walmart" isn't paying enough to live on, so I have to keep learning.
Pitty the new generation for the math and technical inovations of what we are leaving in our wake.
Blessed to a curse. Lol.
Enjoy the future knowing that the easier you make things work, the harder you will work to make things easy.
Good luck.

Elli is getting a new hood. E-bay come in handy sometimes. Shipping sucks. Hood $400 shipping $175. They dilivered it but would let me inspect it before I signed for it... E-bay said the insurace stoped as soon as you signed for it... Had to make calls and return the hood until 3/16/11. crap. Whats next? Shocks? Paint? Not sure yet. I guess that depends on the taxes I get back I guess. lol

Had surgery on my back about two months ago, Feeling better than ever, Even had sex,... nice, Back in the saddle again. Elli is running with new disk brakes, the bikes are running great, The wife is feeling good about life. Bought a Hugo Boss suit, Back in school for mecktronics, Found an old friend on face book, bought new furniture, Planning a trip to Monteray for Thanksgiving, Might buy a x-box... Blue-ray will be first, Moving in December, same complex different appartment. There you have it.

bad back problems. Took the chopper to the DR appointment. He upped my meds. Good for me. Epidural is @ 8am the 23rd. He also gave me a no work order till the 20th of next month.... where is the aflac duck? oh,,,, hire him when your healthy..... I get it now....

I hurt my back when I was about 24. I'm in my 50th year. I have been stuck in bed now for 2 days, can't work and wonder if my job will still be there when i get back.
I can't say when i did this damage this time; it sort of crept in and now I must go through the pain and uncertainty of holding on to my job. Scared out of my mind. I lived hard and rode hard and now I'm feeling the problems for it. I'll be out of work for the next month, maybe more, got to live and can't get out of bed.
My learned wisdom: have fun, be careful, someday you will be old.

I was outside on a wonderful day. It was bright and about 73 degrees. A nice breeze would come by and bring the smell of flowers. I said hello to one of the oldest neighbors here in our complex. She is 85 if she is a day. she was out for a walk around the buildings like she so often does. She looked to me and said "Hello, how are you this bright and shiny day?" I was amused and made light conversation for the next few moments and as the conversation drew to and end she said "enjoy the days while you have the chance." So I said " you too" The look she gave me was priceless......

Note to self: When speaking to any one over the age of 80 there is no need to remind them to enjoy life while they can.......

I work, then I do little else. my days off are boring, I'm married and in love with her. nice. Things are not bad in my life but I seem to be board. I need to do something. How to add excitement with out costing myself a ton of cash. My bank account has $24 in it. payday was Thursday.... it's Sunday. I have maybe $60 in my wallet. Gas for work, ummm yea, that's about it. Maybe next week...

I found myself outside checking out the fire alarm in the building next door that wouldn't shut off. There was a question of how to get the police and such involved.... i said something about me starting my car,,,,,,,, they said " you must own the el camino"....... LMFAO!
This made my day and then some!

Oh my... unofficial time in a 1/4 mile 10.05 on motor only. Pop the NOS 500 shot..... Breathe baby breathe. 1/4 mile 9.66. SCREAMING TO LIFE!
Now for new brakes. $1,600 to get a drum to disk conversion. Just the front. Cross drilled, gas slotted, duel piston caliper, chrome and stainless 9"booster and master cylinder.
Go..... Stop. Works best this way.

As we progress through the year 2010, I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.

I no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel.

I can’t use the remote in a hotel room because I don’t know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels.

I can’t sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.

I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one’s nose.

Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.

I can’t touch any woman’s purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom.

I must send my special thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.

Also, I now have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die for the 1,387,258th time.

I no longer have any money, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.

I can’t have a drink in a bar because I’ll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys gone.

I can’t eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers.

I can’t use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

Because of your concern, I can no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer buy gas without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer doesn’t crawl in my back seat when I’m filling up.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Fanta since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put ‘Under God’ on their cans.

I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer.

And thanks for letting me know I can’t boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face. Disfiguring me for life.

I no longer go to the movies because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS when I sit down.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or Fed Ex since they are actually Al Qaeda agents in disguise.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore , and Uzbekistan .

I no longer buy cookies from Neiman-Marcus since I now have their recipe.

Thanks to you I can’t use anyone’s toilet but mine because a big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it bites my butt.

Thanks to your great advice I can’t ever pick up a coin dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.

I no longer drive my car because buying gas from some companies supports Al Qaeda, and buying gas from all the others supports South American dictators.

I can’t do any gardening because I’m afraid I’ll get bitten by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall off.

Oh, by the way.....If you don’t send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor’s ex-mother-in-law’s second husband’s cousin’s best friend’s beautician . . .

A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.

Don’t bother taking it off now, it’s too late.

P. S.: I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet.